A walk down Twitter lane to relive some defining moments in socio-eco-politico-techno-entertaino-miscellaneo landscape!
Finally, there is evidence that Rajinikanth is the brightest star in the galaxy…SOLAR ECLIPSED !!! http://bit.ly/gcpHx7
1 Feb
Is Mahatma Gandhi the world’s most revered, influential and decisive political figure ever? only TIME can tell…http://bit.ly/eDE9Fs
7 Feb
Breaking news: Board of Complete Control over India (BCCI) changes India’s national song during world cup to “OneDay Materam ” !!!
23 Feb
Natural vs Manmade Tsunamis: Japan Radiation Leak- 10000 dead, $30bn lost..India RADIAtion leak- 1 dead, $42bn lost, 1 bn consumers screwed!
17 Mar
seems like BJP suffers from acute & recurring Urinary Bladder affliction…every time Wiki Leaks they get bloody excited…su su nami ??
18 Mar
masterstroke by Singh 2 call Gilani..Singh wins political upmanship…G says -“cudn’t hear peace proposal, 2 much noise in stadium”-3G scam?
28 Mar
Latest Indian Blockbuster – Hazare Khwaishein Aisi; *ing Fast Anna, Slow Congress, Wily BJP, Villainous Money, Prod & Dir by India’s youth!
7 Apr
from B.C. (before Christ), to A.D. (Anna Domini)… and now it’s A.D2.0 (Anna Darwinism 2.0) – the mega Indian Evolution. IndiaInspired!
9 Apr
statutory warning: Anna is Hazaredous to the health of Indian politicians. Carcinogenic diatribes can be fatal for corruption.
9 Apr
Comedy of tERRORS??? OSAMA dead. OBAMA lives (as US Prez for 2nd term). Bush faints as Obama takes credit. US on alert. India on red alert.
2 May
India 4th worst 4 women….what an irony in a country that is ruled by a woman…http://bit.ly/jRM8pH but hey, we R best in #corruption !
16 Jun
http://bit.ly/jckROi for all you #Amitabh Bachhan detractors (aka losers !) eat this….and hope #shithappens to you soon…love u #RajaSen
1 Jul
If #doping enhances performances, Govt. must legalize #doping for politicians & municipalities. #BrokenRoads #BrokenTrees #BrokenMorales
19 Jul
http://on.fb.me/pX9H58 The Rise of estroGENTs and the fall of de-men-tia ! A pointless blog in times of #SureshKalmadi #Dementia
27 Jul
None other than Bachhan saab had foretold the rise of a Jain in 1982. #AnshuJain is the new co-CEO of #DeutscheBank. http://ibnlive.in.com/news/anshu-jain-is-the-new-coceo-deutsche-bank/170778-61.html #sattepesatta #jainkulikimainkulikijain
28 Jul
theme of the next “Transgalactic Interfaith Gods, Lords & Deities Conclave” on Jupiter is “improving #KLOUT score” … btw, KLOUT founder uses Rajiniscore to evaluate its own clout !
July 28
Which is the world’s largest outsourcing company? GODS, LORDS, HOLY CREATURES & DIVINE SOLUTIONS PUBLIC LTD. It manages pain, fears, hopes, happiness, lives and deaths of over 6,775,235,700 living objects. No protectionism. No lobbying. No complaints. Good night !
Aug 5
#Asshishsm :wht should a pregnant woman do if her gynecologist is unable to deliver a baby? contact #DHL or #FedEx, they deliver anything
7 Aug
Asshishism: For a #CIO #CTO, Monks and Nuns are the most IT friendly recruits as they don’t believe in “attachments”! #emotionalbandwidth
9 Aug
blog- http://on.fb.me/q0k1Z4 Chronicle of PR Education Day @ Symbiosis Institute of Mass Communication… Thank you #SIMC_Pune @SIMC_Pune
9 Aug
#seafood gets new meaning. with 300 tns of spilled oil entering fishes’ gills, y not eat oil-marinated fish directly from sea. #sickening
9 Aug
overheard @ AGM of #PlanetEarth Inc., Co-founder & Chairman, MR. GOD said “Sorry my fellow shareholder deities & Lords. Chips are down. Earth is performing miserably with #London #riots #oilspill #AAA US downgrade US #corruption. Therefore lesser rainfall, crop, trees, happiness, etc. as penalties. for non performance.”
10 Aug
time to send #AamirKhan to #England …he can beat them single handed wearing a dhoti, teakwood pads and barefeet. #midastouch #Lagaan
13 Aug
#PR Education Day write up in #PuneTimes… #Symbiosis #SIMC … thanks Ashish Suri, Rachna Suri, Vidhi Shah yfrog.com/kgr7andj
22 Aug
India’s new lingo.. Annaconda: #anti-corruption python; Annalytics: study of #corruption; Annatomy: #fast proof human body; Annadomini: India post #Hazare; Annapurna: salt on Congress’ wounds!
Aug 23
just heard on TV… The trending theme this #Ganesh Chaturthi will be gANNApati- corruption free Gods or Gods of anti corruption
23 Aug
#Apple a day, keeps competition at bay. #apple also keeps the doctor away. alas! #SteveJobs cudnt. #what-a-man #bow bit.ly/q554yH
26 Aug
Brayking News: Divine Earplugs & Audio Firm (DEAF) signs Ganpati as brand ambassador for hearing aids. Happy Noiseless #GaneshChaturthi
1 Sep
ASShishism: a la corporates, wat if every kid in future is born with a human KRA & PDP sheet? #compulsory-performance-appraisal-with-God?
1 Sep
new-age Independence struggle.. nehru wrote on Queen’s wall- Quit India. 1 bn people like this. @Bapu retweeted this. British leave India
2 Sep
If rains r ny indication of future times, I suggest women start mating with fishes. #KidsWithGills #Fumans #UnderwaterSurvival #2012
4 Sep
#BraykingNews: Govt. blames HuJi for #DelhiEarthquake …attributes tremors to the crater caused by #DelhiBlasts. #MotherEarth pissed off
7 Sep
In mobile terms, Earth was on vibration mode for 10 seconds. Moral of story: never try to put #MotherEarth on silent mode #DelhiEarthquake
7 Sep
just heard India doesnt have a #terror law..v allow policing against public kissing bt not public bombing. time to sleep & forget the day
8 Sep
#BraykingNews: Facebook announces global tie up with Ambuja Cement… Now try deleting any “wall”.. #incredibleStrength #Asshishism
10 Sep
dear AlQaida, on anniversaries we cut cakes & blow candles, not cut humans & blow buildings. #9/11 #anniversary-celebration-tutorial?
11 Sep
“Peechha karne waale” “Peechha Karta hoon” “Dhoondke du kya” “SeedhePaigaam” “ChhoteChhoteKhayaal” #Twitter in Hindi https://twitter.com/?lang=hi
14 Sep
New Blog… #FY12Kickoff @ Text 100 – more than just a hash tag (#) http://wp.me/p14tQf-3H /via @wordpressdotcom
14 Sep
from tomorw, I will drink #Petrol and fill #Water in my car. #cheaperAlternative #car-consumes-more-liquid #3-rupee-Petrol-price-hike
14 Sep
Darkness for #Azharuddin, as his Son will not rise tmrw. #RIPAyazuddin #Tragic #DadsWorstDayEver
17 Sep
im amazed how every deo ad ends wit potential intercourse. & i thot only dogs smelt butts & pits 4 a soul ‘mate’. Judge rules ‘OdourOdour’
17 Sep
A Lecturer’s Diary – Nothing is imPRossible! my old blog wit random learnings abt dealing wit GenY PR professionals http://bit.ly/oxGPsY
18 Sep
some1 needs 2 show God his KRA & PDP doc. HE is shirking responsibility & seems to b in a hurry to end the world & relax. #SikkimQuake
18 Sep
it’s time to humanize sites like #Facebook further. emotions like “sad” “angry” must b added. imagine “XYZ is dead” & 5000 “Like” this
20 Sep
another jolt for Tiger population in India. RIP #TigerPataudi
22 Sep
#HomeMaker & #HomeMinister struggling to keep house in order due to inflation & corruption. Not easy running a house these days!
25 Sep
Blog: “Is #SocialMedia for my company? Few Myths Debunked in Plain English” http://wp.me/p14tQf-3M /via @wordpressdotcom #DigitalRising
26 Sep
what did Mamata #Didi tell Mr. #Ratan after the Singur High Court judgment? “TATA, Bye Bye”. #ASShishism
29 Sep
I am a staunch believer in non-violence except when in comes to #Stress ! It deserves no mercy. Must be beaten to death at all times!
1 Oct
always wondered as a kid.. “Y didn’t Govt at least consult moms b4 unanimously declaring #Gandhi as #FatherOfTheNation” #fbPoll ?
2 Oct
y SRK didnt release his movie this weekend? Coz tmrw is when #Ra.One died. He didnt want history to b repeated. #DusseraTrivia
5 Oct
why is #LordRam worshiped the most by HR managers? coz they regard Him as the world’s best “Head Hunter”. #HappyDusshera #RIPmrRa1
6 Oct
2 legends. opposing theories. Sir Newton gravitated towards fall of an Apple to earth. Steve Jobs made an Apple soar to the skies.
6 Oct
Gods in cost cutting mode. Outsource all divine work to Steve. Humanity up in arms against poaching. Demand their “jobs” be returned.
6 Oct
today is World Mental Health Day. Let’s observe 2mins of silence to mourn the irrepairable mantal the health of politicians.
10 Oct
God defi works w/ the best recruitment firm. Managed to poach 3 of mankind’s most illustrious gems #SteveJobs #Pataudi #JagjitSingh
10 Oct
BB outage unearthed. #Rajinikanth sent a message to US, so BB did a pipe block to let it thru. Fears amock as there was a delivery failure
10 Oct
duniyawalo, jab India kheloing in England v r LaGone but jab we playing in Bharat, v r Lagaan #yipee
14 Oct
ET: Chinese fallen in luv w/ #3idiots due 2 similar education woes. Bigger news is Indians fallin in luv w/ 547 idiots in parliament
15 Oct
advani abandons rath yatra, goes home as his foot is badly stuck in his mouth after #yedyurappa’s arrest warrant
15 Oct
after studying #Yeddyurappa & #AmarSingh’s cases, IMA decides to add a compulsory new course in med colleges #FakePoliticalSickness
19 Oct
deep down a part of me is definitely Chinese. No wonder at most times I feel Lone Lee
20 Oct
#iWonder will MRTP & Obscenity Acts b imposed on SRK for monopolizing media w/ obscenely overwhelming coverage
20 Oct
#ASShishism Iraq finally invokes the Illegal Immigrants Act, over 40000 American troops to b deported back to the US
21 Oct
smart move to get Pak a seat on UNSC, they know all terrorists & their hideouts. #terrorismDIElemma
21 Oct
only school equation humans remember is ‘multiply’. As world population crosses 7bn, my nomination for next PM is CEO of Kamasutra
26 Oct
Anna’s voicemail “Jai Hind! Anna’s phone. He cant talk bcoz he aint talking. If ur 4m Congress, pass Lokpal. If ur Dominos, sponsor me”
1 Nov
Indian Army’s new ad “Played w/ toy gun as kid? Can hit grenades for six in enemy camp? Apply now, v r giving away Lieutenant badges”
2 Nov
Tweeting out !
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